Hayden says the darndest things....

::Upon opening his Happy Meal at the McDonald's Drive Thru::

H: "Mom! This is NOT a Happy Meal. This is a SAD Meal!"

Me: "What? Why?"

H: --Quickly pulls the toy out of the box-- "Because they gave me a GIRL toy! The man that did that should go to jail."

::After a long morning of playing::

--Wipes his brow-- "Whew! I'm exalted!"

::Upon spotting an RV on the interstate::

H: "What's that?"

Me: "That's an RV. It's like a house that you can drive. It has a kitchen and a bed and a tv in there!"

H: "Wow! When can we have an RV?"

Me: "When we have lots of money."

H: "Well, who gets us money?"

Me: "We get money by working. Dad works hard and that is how he gets money."

H: --Shakes his head in disbelief-- "I gotta tell Dad about this."

::Leaving the house to go to Momma T's so I could get a massage::

H: --Talking to Brian, the yard guy-- "Well, I gotta go to my grandma's now because my mom needs to be rubbed."